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Found on a random scrap of paper tucked into a drawer today:
Jack: "Pass me that file, would ya, honey?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Sweetie?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Babe?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Schmoopies?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Kumquat?"
Sam: "I'm going to have to kill you, aren't I."
Jack: "If you say so, pookie-bear."
Sam: *headdesk*
Jack: "Pass me that file, would ya, honey?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Sweetie?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Babe?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Schmoopies?"
Sam: ...
Jack: "Kumquat?"
Sam: "I'm going to have to kill you, aren't I."
Jack: "If you say so, pookie-bear."
Sam: *headdesk*
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