posted by [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/traycer_/ at 09:38pm on 30/01/2009
Hee!! They still haven't tried the old standby, "Something in the drink they gave us sir. I swear!" :)

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posted by [identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com at 10:36pm on 30/01/2009
"It was something in the drink they gave us, sir, I swear!" Colonel O'Neill said. He looked anything but innocent. His hair was completely disheveled (not unusual, Hammond had to admit), his uniform was--well, it had seen better days, and he had a hickey on his neck--one that incidentally matched the one on Major Carter's neck.

Hammond got ready to yell, perfectly aware that Major Carter was taking the opportunity to surreptitiously re-button her jacket. He gave a small inward sigh. Jacob was going to kill him. Or Jack. Maybe both.

Jack had noted his delay and had started to look hopeful. That just wouldn't do. Hammond took a deep breath. "Colonel!" Both Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter jumped, and Hammond allowed himself to feel a little bit of satisfaction. "I never--ever--want to hear that excuse in my office again. Either you learn to control yourselves or you will have to do without alien moonshine, liquor, or...water on your missions! Is. That. Clear?"

Major Carter somehow managed to cringe back while standing perfectly rigid. Colonel O'Neill just looked guilty.

"Yes, sir," he said finally. Hammond let it stand for both of them.

"Report to the infirmary and have Dr. Fraiser document this...incident," Hammond said, his volume closer to normal. "Dismissed."

Both of the officers gave a crisp attention and left. After the door was shut, Hammond collapsed into his chair and sighed. Those two would be the death of him, someday.
 
posted by [identity profile] annerbhp.livejournal.com at 12:22am on 31/01/2009
Bwhaha! Poor, poor Hammond. His is a trying life. Snerk.

"Could you at least keep the valid sex incidence down to once a month? I'd really appreciate it. Or better yet, STOP TELLING ME."
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posted by [identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com at 02:43am on 31/01/2009
It's no wonder he wants to retire. :-)
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posted by [identity profile] gabolange.livejournal.com at 02:56am on 31/01/2009
No water on missions! Haha! This is fantastic! :)
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posted by [identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com at 04:05am on 31/01/2009
Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/traycer_/ at 04:08am on 01/02/2009
Hahaha!! Poor Hammond. He sure has his hands full with those two. *snicker* This was great! Thank you for clearing that up for me. :D
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posted by [identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com at 04:26am on 01/02/2009
Hee. I didn't know until you mentioned it. *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] sharp2799.livejournal.com at 04:16pm on 10/02/2009
Aww...poor Hammond! LMAO
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posted by [identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com at 04:52pm on 10/02/2009
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