It's not paranoia when they're all out to get you. [annerb]

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So, I'm loading my groceries into my trunk and I notice this tiny, bright red spot dancing on the bag in front of me. My first thought? "OMG, someone's trying to assassinate meeeeee!" Thank you, teevee, may I have my brain back now? (Incidentally, Assasin? If I promise not to use my voodoo powers to get people to write crack pairings anymore, will you let me live?)

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Did you duck and cover? Roll to the side? Pull a sidearm out of your bag and start shooting?

And um...what was it?

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Well, unlike the idiot Moloc, I at least moved so the dot was no where near me any more. Lol.

I have no idea what it was. I looked around and there was just nowhere or no one it could be coming from. Weird. All I know is that if my engine doesn't turn over the first try, I'm not going to try again. Lol.

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I swear it wasn't me.

It was Sharon.

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Oh, man. And if I promise to write some LOCI fic? ;)

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If you write me LOCI fic, I promise not to stalk you with laser guided weapons anymore.

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I make no promises. But I guess I'd have to find a laser guided weapon first, and have enough money to buy it, so you're probably safe.

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Maybe a crazed fan, waiting for more 'Wreckage' or something...anything

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O_o

My muse does not find that idea particularly inspiring. Lol.

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So...what was it???

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I have NO idea. There was no logical source, just me, standing in the middle of a large parking lot. !!!! (Don't worry, I've drawn all the shades and am avoiding windows. :P)

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LOL!! perfectly reasonnable reaction IMO... what? just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you....

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I think I have watched way too many crime shows. Lol.

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and movies! lol, Ennemy of the state, conspiracy theory, lol, theres just no escaping :D

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You know, that would freak the hell out of me. Seriously.

Glad you're okay!

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I wonder when we all became worse cast scenario people. Lol. I just like to think it means we are harder to surprise. ;)

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I'm pretty sure I became a worst case scenario person sometime in the middle of writing my book on terrorism.

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I am sure your ninja skills were just about to kick in and you were going to save yourself and the hawt boy toy standing next to you and save the world and...wait, this isn't fic? Or an episode of something on Hulu?

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Yes, exactly. I was like five seconds away from saving the country from some evil threat. (And yes, I did happen to be wearing all black leather. What else does 104 degree summer weather require?) :D

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Wow, I'm pretty sure if I passed that story along my entire family would just roll their eyes and be like, "You're even more paranoid than we thought. Also you watch too much tv." That's their favorite thing to say, as if too much tv is a bad thing lol. Also, I really do want to read more DC fic and want to start Wreckage, I too promise it wasn't me!

EDIT: sorry, I should probs know better than to not proof-read. I of course know the difference btw 'their' and 'there'. My bad.

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It's not paranoia when they're all out to get you.

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